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Quitting Hollywood

Quitting Hollywood wholesale

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About Quitting Hollywood

Welcome to Quitting Hollywood — the home of laugh‑out‑loud greeting cards, retro mischief, and the kind of humour that makes customers snort in the aisle. We’re a proudly independent UK brand creating bold, cheeky, bestselling humour cards that don’t tiptoe around the punchline. While other brands are busy being wholesome and inspirational, we’re over here asking: “What if greeting cards were actually… funny?” Our range is packed with: • Retro 50s‑style humour • Cheeky birthday cards • Sarcastic everyday laughs • Bold designs that stop shoppers in their tracks • Top‑selling humour cards for independent retailers Every card is written, designed and produced with one mission: Make people laugh so hard they forget what aisle they’re in. We supply hundreds of brilliant independents, gift shops, lifestyle stores and boutiques who want something with personality — something that sells because customers pick it up, read it out loud, and immediately say, “Oh, I need this one.” If your customers love humour that’s a bit bold, a bit retro, and a lot funny, you’re in the right place. Stock up, make them laugh, and watch the repeat sales roll in.

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Ratings and reviews

Top Shop celebrates exceptional brands who have earned a 4.8+ rating over the last 12 months, fulfill orders quickly and smoothly, and maintain a fresh catalog.

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Love the cards. They go so well in our store.

Love the cards. They go so well in our store.

Nov 13, 2026 • Angela • Coleshill, United Kingdom

Purchased products:

Purchased product: 11th Birthday Card Football Themed With 11 Football Jokes
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Purchased product: Hold My Calls - Funny Birthday Card

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Great cards! Our customers love them, and we love to see them laughing as they browse the selection.

Great cards! Our customers love them, and we love to see them laughing as they browse the selection.

Jun 11, 2026 • Gemma • Middlesex, United Kingdom

Purchased products:

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Purchased product: A Place in the P*ssing Rain Funny Retro Greetings Card
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Purchased product: Tears Would Run Down Her Legs! Funny Birthday Card

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